There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner. P. J. O'Rourke diemansoon Change image and share on social
Gay marriage acceptance is happening in the blink of an eye. P. J. O'Rourke acceptanceblinkeye Change image and share on social
Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them. P. J. O'Rourke childpeopleraise Change image and share on social
I've only been to New Zealand once, about 1989. It was incredibly beautiful, kind of like the ideal of where I live in New England - all that and then some - but I can't say I was there long enough to get any very clear idea. P. J. O'Rourke beautifulclearengland share on social
Children must be considered in a divorce considered valuable pawns in the nasty legal and financial contest that is about to ensue. P. J. O'Rourke childconsidercontest Change image and share on social
Everybody with a gun has a checkpoint in Lebanon. And in Lebanon, you'd be crazy not to have a gun. Though, I assure you, all the crazy people have guns, too. P. J. O'Rourke assurecheckpointcrazy Change image and share on social
The more aspects of life that can be moved from private reign to public realm, the better it is for politics. P. J. O'Rourke aspectlifemove Change image and share on social
Cars let us out of the barn and, while they were at it, destroyed the American nuclear family. As anyone who has had an American nuclear family can tell you, this was a relief to all concerned. P. J. O'Rourke americanbarncar Change image and share on social
Toledo is better than exciting, it's happy. Because nothing is more conducive to unhappiness than taking yourself seriously, and taking yourself seriously is difficult when you're baseball team is the Mud Hens. P. J. O'Rourke baseballconducivedifficult share on social
The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. P. J. O'Rourke averagebaltimorebunch Change image and share on social
