War expands government powers. The trouble is that, when the war goes away, the government powers do not. P. J. O'Rourke expandgovernmentpower Change image and share on social
The good thing about SUVs is they have storage. P. J. O'Rourke goodstoragesuv Change image and share on social
Crazy old people are our entire source of polling information. P. J. O'Rourke crazyentireinformation Change image and share on social
In its worse forms, conservatism is a matter of 'I hate strangers and anything that's different.' P. J. O'Rourke badlyconservatismform Change image and share on social
Raining on parades requires no skill or effort on the part of a politician. P. J. O'Rourke effortparadepart Change image and share on social
Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. P. J. O'Rourke companyhealthinsurance Change image and share on social
Libertarianism is a way of measuring how the government and other kinds of systems respect the individual. At the core of libertarianism is the idea that the individual is sacrosanct and that anything that's done contrary to the well-being of the individual needs some pretty serious justification. P. J. O'Rourke contrarycoregovernment share on social
Californians devised a system of electricity sales that ignored every dimension of the free market. P. J. O'Rourke californiandevisedimension Change image and share on social
Every vote should carry a serial number, so that responsibility for harmful or careless use of the vote can be traced. Concealed voting should be outlawed. P. J. O'Rourke carelesscarryconceal Change image and share on social
Rahm Emanuel is, we are almost certain, a vampire. P. J. O'Rourke emanuelrahmvampire Change image and share on social