The idea of a news broadcast once was to find someone with information and broadcast it. The idea now is to find someone with ignorance and spread it around. P. J. O'Rourke broadcastfindidea Change image and share on social
You can't get rid of poverty by giving people money. P. J. O'Rourke givemoneypeople Change image and share on social
What Alexander Graham Bell thought up occupied less space than a flower vase. Now it's so small that I have to search all my pockets to discover I've received a spam text. P. J. O'Rourke alexanderbelldiscover Change image and share on social
Mistreatment of al Qaeda members and their friends and hangers-on is something I number among my moral concerns. But it's number 1,000,000,001. P. J. O'Rourke 000001concern Change image and share on social
There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner. P. J. O'Rourke diemansoon Change image and share on social
Gay marriage acceptance is happening in the blink of an eye. P. J. O'Rourke acceptanceblinkeye Change image and share on social
I've only been to New Zealand once, about 1989. It was incredibly beautiful, kind of like the ideal of where I live in New England - all that and then some - but I can't say I was there long enough to get any very clear idea. P. J. O'Rourke beautifulclearengland share on social
Children must be considered in a divorce considered valuable pawns in the nasty legal and financial contest that is about to ensue. P. J. O'Rourke childconsidercontest Change image and share on social
Everybody with a gun has a checkpoint in Lebanon. And in Lebanon, you'd be crazy not to have a gun. Though, I assure you, all the crazy people have guns, too. P. J. O'Rourke assurecheckpointcrazy Change image and share on social
Horses and horsepower alike are about status and being cool. P. J. O'Rourke alikecoolhorse Change image and share on social