P. G. Wodehouse

Quotes by P. G. Wodehouse

 

There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

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Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them.

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He was white and shaken, like a dry martini.

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Workers insist that they are not disgruntled. They are very gruntled.

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Workers insist that they are not disgruntled. They are very gruntled.

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