I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled. P. G. Wodehouse disgruntlegruntled Change image and share on social
Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them. P. G. Wodehouse cheapmemorymulligatawny Change image and share on social
I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don't know what I did before that. Just loafed I suppose. P. G. Wodehouse loafstorysuppose Change image and share on social
Success comes to a writer as a rule, so gradually that it is always something of a shock to him to look back and realize the heights to which he has climbed. P. G. Wodehouse backclimbgradually Change image and share on social
The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of the butterflies in the adjoining meadows. P. G. Wodehouse adjoinbutterflylink Change image and share on social
Golf, like measles, should be caught young. P. G. Wodehouse catchgolfmeasles Change image and share on social
He was white and shaken, like a dry martini. P. G. Wodehouse martinishakespin-dry Change image and share on social
There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine. P. G. Wodehouse callcurefrenchman Change image and share on social
He was a tubby little chap who looked as if he had been poured into his clothes and had forgotten to say 'when!' P. G. Wodehouse chapclotheforget Change image and share on social
The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. P. G. Wodehouse dependendfascination Change image and share on social
