Happiness is having a scratch for every itch. Ogden Nash happinessitchscratch Change image and share on social
The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk. Ogden Nash bovinecowend Change image and share on social
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. Ogden Nash dogdoorperpetually Change image and share on social
I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, Were it not for making a living, which is rather a nouciance. Ogden Nash insouciancelifelive Change image and share on social
People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it. Ogden Nash fondpeopletell Change image and share on social
There are people who are very resourceful, at being remorseful, and who apparently feel that the best way to make friends is to do something terrible and then make amends. Ogden Nash amendapparentlyfeel Change image and share on social
I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons. Ogden Nash eranewsperson Change image and share on social
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers, If I belittle dogs and mothers. Ogden Nash belittledoghope Change image and share on social
Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you. Ogden Nash commitmenthurtvoter Change image and share on social
I claim there ain't Another Saint As great as Valentine. Ogden Nash claimgreatsaint Change image and share on social
