Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. Ogden Nash childcreatehappy Change image and share on social
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat. Ogden Nash cateventuallykitten Change image and share on social
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. Ogden Nash alliancebirthdayforget Change image and share on social
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. Ogden Nash paypeoplesit Change image and share on social
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch. Ogden Nash happinessitchscratch Change image and share on social
The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk. Ogden Nash bovinecowend Change image and share on social
I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons. Ogden Nash eranewsperson Change image and share on social
Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you. Ogden Nash commitmenthurtvoter Change image and share on social
I claim there ain't Another Saint As great as Valentine. Ogden Nash claimgreatsaint Change image and share on social