Ogden Nash

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.

The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.

I have an idea that the phrase 'weaker sex' was coined by some woman to disarm the man she was preparing to overwhelm.

I'm thankful I don't have parents that I feel I need to get their attention. They've always been there for me.

As a young child my attention span was, as I remember it, rather short.

I'm no genius, and others can outwork me. What I do is ask the naive, honest questions, and then I'm not satisfied until I get the answers.