Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven criminals? Ogden Nash criminaldescendantdirect Change image and share on social
One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence. Ogden Nash manreminiscenceremorse Change image and share on social
I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it. Ogden Nash biteconsciencefeed Change image and share on social
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. Ogden Nash agehomehope Change image and share on social
Do you think my mind is maturing late, or simply rotted early? Ogden Nash earlylatemature Change image and share on social
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. Ogden Nash alliancebirthdayforget Change image and share on social
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor. Ogden Nash floorlifeman Change image and share on social
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up. Ogden Nash admitbrimcup Change image and share on social
Women would rather be right than reasonable. Ogden Nash reasonablewoman Change image and share on social
