Top 42 Quotes by Ogden Nash

Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, and that's what parents were created for.

I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all.

The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.

The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.

One man's remorse is another man's reminiscence.

I think remorse ought to stop biting the consciences that feed it.

Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying them without money?

There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.