I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, Were it not for making a living, which is rather a nouciance. Ogden Nash insouciancelifelive Change image and share on social
Life is not having been told that the man has just waxed the floor. Ogden Nash floorlifeman Change image and share on social
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. Ogden Nash agehomehope Change image and share on social
Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs. Ogden Nash caremanprofessional Change image and share on social
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up. Ogden Nash admitbrimcup Change image and share on social
There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all. Ogden Nash achieveballclear Change image and share on social
Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying them without money? Ogden Nash buyfunnylife Change image and share on social
Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz.: That to be an Englishman is to belong to the most exclusive club there is. Ogden Nash belongclubconvince Change image and share on social
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. Ogden Nash agehavemeet Change image and share on social
