Commitments the voters don't know about can't hurt you. Ogden Nash commitmenthurtvoter Change image and share on social
I claim there ain't Another Saint As great as Valentine. Ogden Nash claimgreatsaint Change image and share on social
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. Ogden Nash agehomehope Change image and share on social
Professional men, they have no cares; whatever happens, they get theirs. Ogden Nash caremanprofessional Change image and share on social
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. Ogden Nash paypeoplesit Change image and share on social
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up. Ogden Nash admitbrimcup Change image and share on social
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. Ogden Nash agehavemeet Change image and share on social
Every Englishman is convinced of one thing, viz.: That to be an Englishman is to belong to the most exclusive club there is. Ogden Nash belongclubconvince Change image and share on social
Some debts are fun when you are acquiring them, but none are fun when you set about retiring them. Ogden Nash acquiredebtfun Change image and share on social
