Ogden Nash

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.

The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.

I have an idea that the phrase 'weaker sex' was coined by some woman to disarm the man she was preparing to overwhelm.

I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman.

If you're not having a good time, find something else that gives you some joy in life.

I spend a lot of time on eBay buying vintage. I also really like Alexander Wang, Miu Miu, Vivienne Westwood, McQueen and Balmain.