Ogden Nash

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.

The only people who should really sin are the people who can sin and grin.

I have an idea that the phrase 'weaker sex' was coined by some woman to disarm the man she was preparing to overwhelm.

I am happy to the spokeswoman for this French youth that tomorrow will be spearhead new hope in the shape of the National Front.

As a young child my attention span was, as I remember it, rather short.

We define ourselves as intelligent. That's odd, because we're doing the definition - We're creating our own definition and saying, 'We are intelligent!'