You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what's current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all. Lily Tomlin comecurrentdepend Change image and share on social
When I was 9 or 10, I had a ten-cent business: I would walk your dog for a dime, go to the store for a dime, empty your garbage for a dime - and then I could use the money to buy tricks at the magic store. Lily Tomlin businessbuycent share on social
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet? Lily Tomlin footspecialtop Change image and share on social
We don't care. We don't have to. We're the phone company. Lily Tomlin carecompanyphone Change image and share on social
Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them. Lily Tomlin adultamericancountry Change image and share on social
No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up. Lily Tomlin cynicalmatter Change image and share on social
Instead of working for the survival of the fittest, we should be working for the survival of the wittiest - then we can all die laughing. Lily Tomlin diefitlaugh Change image and share on social
There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic. Lily Tomlin cultureendangerleopard Change image and share on social
What I appreciate is acknowledging to the audience that I think they have brains. Lily Tomlin acknowledgeaudiencebrain Change image and share on social
Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. Lily Tomlin leadrealitystress Change image and share on social
