Lily Tomlin

What is reality, anyway? Just a collective hunch.

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

It took me realizing that a broken heart has never actually killed anyone to find the courage to ask for what I want, in just about every situation. That was part of my own growing up.

If you have a block of ballistics gelatin and a high-speed camera, pretty soon somebody gets a gun!

Shaft was a pop culture figure along t he lines of, I guess, Dirty Harry - except that he wasn't as much of a racist. So yeah, I was always a fan.