I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else. Lily Tomlin muzakpersonthink Change image and share on social
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch. Lily Tomlin collectivehunchreality Change image and share on social
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? Lily Tomlin beautyhairlibrary Change image and share on social
Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination. Lily Tomlin feelfigmentimagination Change image and share on social
You don't really need to get married, but marriage is awfully nice. Everybody I know who got married, they say it really makes a difference. They feel very, very happy about it. Lily Tomlin differencefeelhappy Change image and share on social
If you read a lot of books you are considered well read. But if you watch a lot of TV, you're not considered well viewed. Lily Tomlin bookconsiderlot Change image and share on social
I especially love 'Web Therapy' and I did 'Eastbound and Down' too. I had a lot of fun doing that. Lily Tomlin eastboundfunlot Change image and share on social
I grew up in a time when women didn't really do comedy. You had to be homely, overweight, an old maid, all that. You had to play a stereotype, because very attractive women were not supposed to be funny - because it's powerful; it's a threat. Lily Tomlin attractivecomedyfunny share on social
When I was 9 or 10, I had a ten-cent business: I would walk your dog for a dime, go to the store for a dime, empty your garbage for a dime - and then I could use the money to buy tricks at the magic store. Lily Tomlin businessbuycent share on social
