Top 49 Quotes by Lily Tomlin

I always wondered why somebody doesn't do something about that. Then I realized I was somebody.

There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.

We are all in this together, by ourselves.

For fast-acting relief try slowing down.

If I had known what it would be like to have it all - I might have been willing to settle for less.

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

But there are too many people that make so much money at the cost of lives of other humans and for no reason but to make the money.

I mean yes to act out something or take chances in the performance is one thing. But in terms of a camera, whatever's captured is captured so that's a little more daunting.