Lewis Black

There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.

Parenting isn't just parenting your own child.

I'm a big action junkie. I grew up on the '80s action movies - the bad ones and the good ones.

I see a lot of actors for whom life becomes one big schedule. I guess I try to be more sensitive to my private life - to take a breath of fresh air and be in the countryside or on a golf course.

I have a naturally camp sensibility and a camp sense of humour. I love the icons that gay people love.