The mother-in-law is the centre of a family. Les Dawson centrefamilylaw Change image and share on social
My mother-in-law's so fat that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand she throws it. Les Dawson fathandhandbag Change image and share on social
My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. Les Dawson blindlawmother Change image and share on social
I know my name will always be linked with women. Les Dawson linkwoman Change image and share on social
I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps. Les Dawson comelawmother Change image and share on social
The mother-in-law came round last week. It was absolutely pouring down. So I opened the door and I saw her there and I said, 'Mother, don't just stand there in the rain. Go home.' Les Dawson absolutelydoorhome Change image and share on social
The wife's run off with the bloke next door. I do miss him. Les Dawson blokedoormis Change image and share on social
The mother-in-law had an accident at work. A hot rivet dropped down her drawers and she fell off the oil rig. Les Dawson accidentdrawerdrop Change image and share on social
When I was a child, I had wax in my ears. Dad didn't take me to the doctor, he used me as a night light. Les Dawson childdaddoctor Change image and share on social
I've just had some bad news. Tomorrow is the mother in law's funeral. And she's cancelled it. Les Dawson badcancelfuneral Change image and share on social