Despite the fact that feminists say they're not getting a fair deal, women are still very powerful. Les Dawson dealfactfair Change image and share on social
I don't mind what the critics say, so long as I get some reaction. The worst thing is to be ignored. Les Dawson badcriticlong Change image and share on social
How can you analyse what is funny? What's funny to one isn't funny to another... What's funny to you is a personal thing. Les Dawson analysefunnypersonal Change image and share on social
Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finish up. Les Dawson couplefinishinstitution Change image and share on social
I've got a friend who is a lion tamer. He used to be a school teacher till he lost his nerve. Les Dawson friendhavelion Change image and share on social
My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas seven years running. This year we're having a change. We're going to let her in. Les Dawson changechristmashouse Change image and share on social
Take my wife... please. I'm not saying she's ugly, but when she went to see a horror film, the audience thought she was making a personal appearance. Les Dawson appearanceaudiencefilm Change image and share on social
I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussaud's Chamber of Horrors, and one of the attendants said: 'Keep her moving sir; we're stock-taking.' Les Dawson attendantchamberhorror Change image and share on social
I need to give affection and love, because without that, I wither. I need to give that love to someone. Without that, I'm rudderless. Les Dawson affectiongivelove Change image and share on social