Despite the fact that feminists say they're not getting a fair deal, women are still very powerful. Les Dawson dealfactfair Change image and share on social
I don't mind what the critics say, so long as I get some reaction. The worst thing is to be ignored. Les Dawson badcriticlong Change image and share on social
Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finish up. Les Dawson couplefinishinstitution Change image and share on social
I've got a friend who is a lion tamer. He used to be a school teacher till he lost his nerve. Les Dawson friendhavelion Change image and share on social
My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas seven years running. This year we're having a change. We're going to let her in. Les Dawson changechristmashouse Change image and share on social
Take my wife... please. I'm not saying she's ugly, but when she went to see a horror film, the audience thought she was making a personal appearance. Les Dawson appearanceaudiencefilm Change image and share on social
I need to give affection and love, because without that, I wither. I need to give that love to someone. Without that, I'm rudderless. Les Dawson affectiongivelove Change image and share on social
The mother-in-law came round last week. It was absolutely pouring down. So I opened the door and I saw her there and I said, 'Mother, don't just stand there in the rain. Go home.' Les Dawson absolutelydoorhome Change image and share on social
The mother-in-law is the centre of a family. Les Dawson centrefamilylaw Change image and share on social