I'd like to thank the BBC for allowing me to work here. And I'd like to thank the wife and kids for making it necessary. Les Dawson allowbbckid Change image and share on social
Despite the fact that feminists say they're not getting a fair deal, women are still very powerful. Les Dawson dealfactfair Change image and share on social
I've got a friend who is a lion tamer. He used to be a school teacher till he lost his nerve. Les Dawson friendhavelion Change image and share on social
My wife sent her photograph to the lonely hearts club. They sent it back, said they weren't that lonely. Les Dawson backclubheart Change image and share on social
I need to give affection and love, because without that, I wither. I need to give that love to someone. Without that, I'm rudderless. Les Dawson affectiongivelove Change image and share on social
My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas seven years running. This year we're having a change. We're going to let her in. Les Dawson changechristmashouse Change image and share on social
The mother-in-law is the centre of a family. Les Dawson centrefamilylaw Change image and share on social
My mother-in-law's so fat that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand she throws it. Les Dawson fathandhandbag Change image and share on social
My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. Les Dawson blindlawmother Change image and share on social
