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Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. Laurence J. Peter beautybeholdercompetence Change image and share on social
Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the work. Laurence J. Peter appointcommitteeimportant Change image and share on social
Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. Laurence J. Peter angrymakeregret Change image and share on social
Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices. Laurence J. Peter acquireeducationgrade Change image and share on social
Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish a reputation as an expert. Laurence J. Peter consecutivelycorrectestablish Change image and share on social
Slump, and the world slumps with you. Push, and you push alone. Laurence J. Peter pushslumpworld Change image and share on social
A censor is an expert in cutting remarks. A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to. Laurence J. Peter censorcutexpert Change image and share on social