Laurence J. Peter

Quotes by Laurence J. Peter

 

Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively.

Laurence J. Peter

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An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

Laurence J. Peter

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The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance.

Laurence J. Peter

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