Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertise. Laurence J. Peter advertisebedearly Change image and share on social
Slump, and the world slumps with you. Push, and you push alone. Laurence J. Peter pushslumpworld Change image and share on social
Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent. Laurence J. Peter chanceequalfair Change image and share on social
Everyone rises to their level of incompetence. Laurence J. Peter incompetencelevelrise Change image and share on social
You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. Laurence J. Peter feelfoolfriend Change image and share on social
A pessimist is a man who looks both ways when he crosses the street. Laurence J. Peter crossemanpessimist Change image and share on social
America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation. Laurence J. Peter americaavoidfound Change image and share on social
America is a country that doesn't know where it is going but is determined to set a speed record getting there. Laurence J. Peter americacountrydetermine Change image and share on social
Against logic there is no armor like ignorance. Laurence J. Peter armorignorancelogic Change image and share on social