Don't believe in miracles - depend on them. Laurence J. Peter dependmiracle Change image and share on social
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. Laurence J. Peter artfineforget Change image and share on social
There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us. Laurence J. Peter admitegotistkind Change image and share on social
You can't cross the sea merely by standing and staring at the water. Don't let yourself indulge in vain wishes. Laurence J. Peter crossindulgesea Change image and share on social
Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent. Laurence J. Peter chanceequalfair Change image and share on social
Men now monopolize the upper levels... depriving women of their rightful share of opportunities for incompetence. Laurence J. Peter depriveincompetencelevel Change image and share on social
Democracy is a process by which people are free to choose the man who will get the blame. Laurence J. Peter blamechoosedemocracy Change image and share on social
Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. Laurence J. Peter accomplishemployeeincompetence Change image and share on social
Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. Laurence J. Peter americanchangechild Change image and share on social
If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? Laurence J. Peter cleanclutterdesk Change image and share on social