Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience. Laurence J. Peter fortuneknockmisfortune Change image and share on social
When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout. Laurence J. Peter circledangerdoubt Change image and share on social
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. Laurence J. Peter makewrong Change image and share on social
Don't believe in miracles - depend on them. Laurence J. Peter dependmiracle Change image and share on social
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. Laurence J. Peter artfineforget Change image and share on social
There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us. Laurence J. Peter admitegotistkind Change image and share on social
You can't cross the sea merely by standing and staring at the water. Don't let yourself indulge in vain wishes. Laurence J. Peter crossindulgesea Change image and share on social
It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week. Laurence J. Peter fortylaundrylose Change image and share on social
Men now monopolize the upper levels... depriving women of their rightful share of opportunities for incompetence. Laurence J. Peter depriveincompetencelevel Change image and share on social
Democracy is a process by which people are free to choose the man who will get the blame. Laurence J. Peter blamechoosedemocracy Change image and share on social
