Laurence J. Peter

The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively.

I am thrilled to get the chance to write comics - and to tell Forgotten Realms tales, to boot!

That is the definition of equal justice under law: everyone gets a fair shot, everyone pays their fair share, and everyone plays by the same set of rules.

That is the definition of equal justice under law: everyone gets a fair shot, everyone pays their fair share, and everyone plays by the same set of rules.