I guess I still feel that I'm a comedian; if I had to pick one thing that I feel like I could do, it would be that. That doesn't mean that I like it, but I feel that's what I am. Larry David comedianfeelguess Change image and share on social
I think golf is literally an addiction. I'm surprised there's not Golf Anonymous. Larry David addictionanonymousgolf Change image and share on social
I'm really only happy when I'm on stage. I just feed off the energy of the audience. That's what I'm all about - people and laughter. Larry David audienceenergyfeed Change image and share on social
I learned the first night that IHOP's not the place to order fish. Larry David fishihoplearn Change image and share on social
I'm surprised sometimes at how some of my actions are misinterpreted. Larry David actionmisinterpretsurprise Change image and share on social
My life has changed. I'm not walking around any more wishing I wasn't me, which was the case at one time. Larry David casechangelife Change image and share on social
Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman. Larry David humiliateinvolveman Change image and share on social
Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and coming back with a full head of hair. Or not even come back! Make a new life there with hair... Change my name, just see what happens. Larry David backchangecome share on social
My background is degradation and sloth, mostly. Larry David backgrounddegradationsloth Change image and share on social
