Larry David

When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom.

There's nothing that reflects me. I'm unreflectable!

It began to dawn on me that perhaps my country needed me more at home than overseas.

Jokes are very curious things psychologically.

I generally don't follow domestic news that much aside from how it relates to the stories I'm covering abroad, like what Americans think of the War in Afghanistan.

Since the days of Greece and Rome, when the word 'citizen' was a title of honor, we have often seen more emphasis put on the rights of citizenship than on its responsibilities.