If I wasn't a golfer, I would still be miserable - but not as miserable. Larry David golfermiserable Change image and share on social
It's that I wasn't suited to do the kind of comedy that these people were coming to hear - mainstream comedy. Larry David comecomedyhear Change image and share on social
It's not every day that you get to be affectionate around something, it just doesn't happen that often. Larry David affectionatedayhappen Change image and share on social
If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny. Larry David feltfunnytruth Change image and share on social
I tell people that I've now done one decent thing in my life. Albeit inadvertently. Larry David albeitdecenthave Change image and share on social
I'm not interested in closure. Some people just have heart attacks and die, right? There's no closure. Larry David attackclosuredie Change image and share on social
You have to discover when you're inadequate to be funny and you don't know you're inadequate when you're a kid. Larry David discoverfunnyinadequate Change image and share on social
