All of a sudden I discovered that I'm allergic to caviar. It was the perfect metaphor for my life. When I was only able to afford bad caviar, I could certainly eat my fill of it. Larry David affordallergicbad Change image and share on social
Even though the National Guard and Army Reserve see combat today, it rankles me that people assume it was some kind of waltz in the park back then. Larry David armyassumeback Change image and share on social
Well, I always think the worst things are going to happen here, because I'm - basically inside, I'm a bad person, and so the bad kind of takes over. Larry David badbasicallyhappen Change image and share on social
I'm really only happy when I'm on stage. I just feed off the energy of the audience. That's what I'm all about - people and laughter. Larry David audienceenergyfeed Change image and share on social
When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom. Larry David completeconcernfreedom Change image and share on social
I don't like to be out of my comfort zone, which is about a half an inch wide. Larry David comforthalfinch Change image and share on social
I was very fortunate to hook up with Jerry in the first place. The network was already committed to doing something with him, so I skipped a couple of hundred steps right there. Larry David commitcouplefortunate Change image and share on social
I tell people that I've now done one decent thing in my life. Albeit inadvertently. Larry David albeitdecenthave Change image and share on social
Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm Jewish. Larry David factheyjewish Change image and share on social
Well, after the divorce, I went home and turned all the lights on! Larry David divorcehomelight Change image and share on social