Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. Josh Billings cologneflatterysmell Change image and share on social
There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without lying. Josh Billings addictexaggerationlie Change image and share on social
If there was no faith there would be no living in this world. We could not even eat hash with any safety. Josh Billings eatfaithhash Change image and share on social
When a man comes to me for advice, I find out the kind of advice he wants, and I give it to him. Josh Billings advicefindgive Change image and share on social
One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat him at politeness. Josh Billings beatgaingreat Change image and share on social
A good way I know to find happiness, is to not bore a hole to fit the plug. Josh Billings bearfindfit Change image and share on social
There's a lot of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they haven't the time to enjoy it. Josh Billings enjoyhealthlot Change image and share on social
One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs. Josh Billings affectationaircure Change image and share on social
If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it, as the old woman did her lost spectacles, safe on her own nose all the time. Josh Billings findhappinesshunt Change image and share on social
Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there. Josh Billings postagestampstick Change image and share on social