I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry. Josh Billings cryfiftyfull Change image and share on social
It is a very delicate job to forgive a man, without lowering him in his own estimation, and yours too. Josh Billings delicateestimationforgive Change image and share on social
It ain't often that a man's reputation outlasts his money. Josh Billings manmoneyoutlast Change image and share on social
There are people who are always anticipating trouble, and in this way they manage to enjoy many sorrows that never really happen to them. Josh Billings anticipateenjoyhappen Change image and share on social
Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal. Josh Billings maidscandalsweeten Change image and share on social
The road to ruin is always in good repair, and the travellers pay the expense of it. Josh Billings expensegoodpay Change image and share on social
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. Josh Billings cologneflatterysmell Change image and share on social
Economy is a savings-bank, into which men drop pennies, and get dollars in return. Josh Billings bankdollardrop Change image and share on social
If there was no faith there would be no living in this world. We could not even eat hash with any safety. Josh Billings eatfaithhash Change image and share on social