There are people who are always anticipating trouble, and in this way they manage to enjoy many sorrows that never really happen to them. Josh Billings anticipateenjoyhappen Change image and share on social
Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal. Josh Billings maidscandalsweeten Change image and share on social
Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius. Josh Billings commongeniusinstinct Change image and share on social
Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are, and doing things as they ought to be done. Josh Billings commonknacksense Change image and share on social
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. Josh Billings cologneflatterysmell Change image and share on social
Economy is a savings-bank, into which men drop pennies, and get dollars in return. Josh Billings bankdollardrop Change image and share on social
The man whose only pleasure in life is making money, weighs less on the moral scale than an angleworm. Josh Billings anglewormlifemake Change image and share on social
The road to ruin is always in good repair, and the travellers pay the expense of it. Josh Billings expensegoodpay Change image and share on social
Threescore years and ten is enough; if a man can't suffer all the misery he wants in that time, he must be numb. Josh Billings manmiserynumb Change image and share on social
Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail. Josh Billings buydoggood Change image and share on social
