There is no greater evidence of superior intelligence than to be surprised at nothing. Josh Billings evidencegreatintelligence Change image and share on social
A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates. Josh Billings associatedogmeet Change image and share on social
It ain't often that a man's reputation outlasts his money. Josh Billings manmoneyoutlast Change image and share on social
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. Josh Billings cologneflatterysmell Change image and share on social
Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius. Josh Billings commongeniusinstinct Change image and share on social
The man whose only pleasure in life is making money, weighs less on the moral scale than an angleworm. Josh Billings anglewormlifemake Change image and share on social
Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal. Josh Billings maidscandalsweeten Change image and share on social
Threescore years and ten is enough; if a man can't suffer all the misery he wants in that time, he must be numb. Josh Billings manmiserynumb Change image and share on social
When a man comes to me for advice, I find out the kind of advice he wants, and I give it to him. Josh Billings advicefindgive Change image and share on social
