Josh Billings

Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.

There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won't.

Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are, and doing things as they ought to be done.

It is good to be in front of the lens to appreciate more being behind the lens.

My feeling for reality TV isn't ironic, guilty, or apologetic. Reality TV is one of the few remaining modes of popular entertainment in which characterization is permitted as plot.

Our revenge will be the laughter of our children.