There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without lying. Josh Billings addictexaggerationlie Change image and share on social
Men mourn for what they have lost; women for what they ain't got. Josh Billings losemanmourn Change image and share on social
Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. Josh Billings cardconsistgood Change image and share on social
There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins. Josh Billings lifepreparething Change image and share on social
There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won't. Josh Billings changefoolkind Change image and share on social
If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it, as the old woman did her lost spectacles, safe on her own nose all the time. Josh Billings findhappinesshunt Change image and share on social
Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. Josh Billings adversityeffectfight Change image and share on social
Woman's influence is powerful, especially when she wants something. Josh Billings influencepowerfulwoman Change image and share on social
Don't ever prophesy; for if you prophesy wrong, nobody will forget it; and if you prophesy right, nobody will remember it. Josh Billings forgetprophesyremember Change image and share on social
A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates. Josh Billings associatedogmeet Change image and share on social
