Josh Billings

There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won't.

Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are, and doing things as they ought to be done.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

I have a dog named Steve that lives at the studio.

I feel sorry for generations of Labour voters and supporters who must look and wonder what on earth has gone wrong and what Labour is for.

I have a naturally camp sensibility and a camp sense of humour. I love the icons that gay people love.