Josh Billings

There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won't.

Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are, and doing things as they ought to be done.

Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.

I have a naturally camp sensibility and a camp sense of humour. I love the icons that gay people love.

I feel sorry for generations of Labour voters and supporters who must look and wonder what on earth has gone wrong and what Labour is for.

I have a dog named Steve that lives at the studio.