Top 89 Quotes by Johnny Vegas

I think I'm realising more and more that I've got a job to do and I can't be doing the big nights out and working to my full potential the next day. I feel much better for it.

When I wasn't as attractive as I am now, I suffered at the hands of cruel children and their taunts until I realised that confidence and a bit of aesthetic care can overcome that.

Oh, I'm terrible at travel.

There's a domino effect with certain things you say.

Baldness is visually enough of a stigma as it is without a big sweaty bloke on stage pointing it out.

I'm getting positive feedback for my acting so we'll see if any other interesting parts come up.

If you write, produce and direct, you own things and see them through to the end.

People are always asking, 'Where does Michael Pennington end and Johnny Vegas begin,' and you're going, 'It's not like that: it's blurred right across.'

I always feel like an interloper when I do serious drama. It's my own paranoia.

Never try to be witty with U.S. airport officials. It's always lost on them and you'll find yourself being put back on the plane.