I find it hard in my general life to think further than the week ahead. John Oliver aheadfindgeneral Change image and share on social
If you're asking me, would I have voted for Mitt Romney, the answer is absolutely not. Emphatically not. I cannot envision a world in which I would have voted for Mitt Romney unless I sustained a massive concussion. John Oliver absolutelyanswerconcussion share on social
Here in America, people come out to see what they've known you to do. In England, it's like everyone comes out to tell you exactly how well they think you're doing. John Oliver americaenglandhave Change image and share on social
Congress never loses its capacity to disappoint you. John Oliver capacitycongressdisappoint Change image and share on social
There is an inherent hope and positive drive to New Yorkers. John Oliver drivehopeinherent Change image and share on social
Having a human conversation is not something I've had any training in either as a comedian or as, you know, a human being. John Oliver comedianconversationhave Change image and share on social
It was probably years before I was confident enough in stand-up that I was able to talk about the things I wanted to talk about, the way I wanted to talk about them. John Oliver confidentstandtalk Change image and share on social
When you're dealing with serious subjects, there is a pressure to be absolutely sure that you know what you're doing. John Oliver absolutelydealpressure Change image and share on social
I've made so many people angry that they kind of blur into one unpleasant memory of people staring at you with somewhere between passive aggression and active aggression. John Oliver activeaggressionangry Change image and share on social
Sometimes it's good to remember how bad food can be, so you can enjoy the concept of flavour to the fullest. John Oliver badconceptenjoy Change image and share on social