I realize how desperate it sounds for me, as a comedian, to ask you to laugh at my jokes. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes comedian desperate joke
The British media is sinking down, as the American news media has lowered the bar for all of humanity. British news media is definitely trying to stoop down to that level. Everyone is stooping to the lowest common denominator. John Oliver americanbarbritish share on social
When you've married someone who's been at war, there is nothing you can do that compares to that level of selflessness and bravery. John Oliver braverycomparehave Change image and share on social
I think puns are not just the lowest form of wit, but the lowest form of human behavior. John Oliver behaviorformhuman Change image and share on social
I truly believe that fundamentalism stems from unemployment. A man without a job is desperate; he doesn't want to live anyway. Stef Wertheimer desperatefundamentalismjob Change image and share on social
Jokes are very curious things psychologically. James Callis curiousjokepsychologically Change image and share on social
A lot of people think I'm a comedian. Dolly Parton comedianlotpeople Change image and share on social
