Stand-up, for me, is really more of an addiction, so you have to feed the beast whenever you can. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes addiction beast feed
The British media is sinking down, as the American news media has lowered the bar for all of humanity. British news media is definitely trying to stoop down to that level. Everyone is stooping to the lowest common denominator. John Oliver americanbarbritish share on social
When you've married someone who's been at war, there is nothing you can do that compares to that level of selflessness and bravery. John Oliver braverycomparehave Change image and share on social
I think puns are not just the lowest form of wit, but the lowest form of human behavior. John Oliver behaviorformhuman Change image and share on social
When I have a creative insight, there is a high. I think back in the day, I made music as much as I did because it made me feel so good. I think you could argue that there is a creative addiction - but, you know, the healthy kind. Lauryn Hill addictionargueback share on social
It is only when you watch the dense mass of thousands of ants, crowded together around the Hill, blackening the ground, that you begin to see the whole beast, and now you observe it thinking, planning, calculating. It is an intelligence, a kind of live computer, with crawling bits for its wits. Lewis Thomas antbeastbegin share on social
Every time you log in to Facebook, every time you click on your News Feed, every time you Like a photo, every time you send anything via Messenger, you add another data point to the galaxy they already have regarding you and your behavior. Jon Evans addbehaviorclick share on social