Top 85 Quotes by John Oliver

About John Oliver

These are some quotes by British author John Oliver Comedian, who was born on April 23, 1977.

I really love stand-up. I'm more than happy to do it for nothing. I've come to America to do it for nothing. It's the American Dream: Work for free.

I really love stand-up. I'm more than happy to do it for nothing. I've come to America to do it for nothing. It's the American Dream: Work for free.

John Oliver

I have occasionally - if ever I do interviews that are difficult or nerve-wracking - I take my wife's dog tags and have them in my pocket because it's a very quick way to realize that what I'm doing is not that important. It's not really worth getting stressed about because it's not, you know, war.

John Oliver

Campaign ads are the backbone of American democracy if American democracy suffered a gigantic spinal injury.

Campaign ads are the backbone of American democracy if American democracy suffered a gigantic spinal injury.

John Oliver

There are some people who watch NASCAR for the highly skilled driving - but most people watch it for the crashes.

There are some people who watch NASCAR for the highly skilled driving - but most people watch it for the crashes.

John Oliver

Australia turns out to be a sensational place, albeit one of the most comfortably racist places I've ever been in. They've really settled into their intolerance like an old resentful slipper.

Australia turns out to be a sensational place, albeit one of the most comfortably racist places I've ever been in. They've really settled into their intolerance like an old resentful slipper.

John Oliver

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