A Southern accent is not a club in my bag. John Oliver accentbagclub Change image and share on social
If you're asking me, would I have voted for Mitt Romney, the answer is absolutely not. Emphatically not. I cannot envision a world in which I would have voted for Mitt Romney unless I sustained a massive concussion. John Oliver absolutelyanswerconcussion share on social
Here in America, people come out to see what they've known you to do. In England, it's like everyone comes out to tell you exactly how well they think you're doing. John Oliver americaenglandhave Change image and share on social
The British media is sinking down, as the American news media has lowered the bar for all of humanity. British news media is definitely trying to stoop down to that level. Everyone is stooping to the lowest common denominator. John Oliver americanbarbritish share on social
People really have come for a dialogue when they go to a stand-up show in the U.K. They say, 'I understand that you have now finished your little comedy monologue; now I have something to say regarding what I've just heard. John Oliver comedydialoguefinish share on social
I find it hard in my general life to think further than the week ahead. John Oliver aheadfindgeneral Change image and share on social
Having a human conversation is not something I've had any training in either as a comedian or as, you know, a human being. John Oliver comedianconversationhave Change image and share on social
I've made so many people angry that they kind of blur into one unpleasant memory of people staring at you with somewhere between passive aggression and active aggression. John Oliver activeaggressionangry Change image and share on social
Americans just don't understand dry wit. John Oliver americanspin-dryunderstand Change image and share on social
Sometimes it's good to remember how bad food can be, so you can enjoy the concept of flavour to the fullest. John Oliver badconceptenjoy Change image and share on social
