I actually own a copy of my own book; that's how dedicated I am as an author. John Hodgman authorbookcopy Change image and share on social
As you know, the thing that I know the least about is the topic of sports. John Hodgman sportthingtopic Change image and share on social
Most people presume my mustache is not real because it's much darker than my regular hair. John Hodgman darkhairmustache Change image and share on social
Many people, many girls have tried to teach me the rules to football. And you would think that it would get in my head that way, but I just don't understand it. John Hodgman footballgirlhead Change image and share on social
When you think about it, the end of the world is a little bit like death: We all know it's going to come eventually, and as we get older, we feel we see the signs more and more distinctly. John Hodgman bitedeathdistinctly Change image and share on social
One can always come up with funny lists and jokes. You know what? I take it back. Not everyone can always come up with funny lists and some jokes. I'm very lucky to have a gift where I can do that pretty ably. John Hodgman ablybackfunny share on social
I am amused by cricket because it seems to take longer than baseball and I like that. It seems like a sport I could have made up it - it takes several days to play and everyone wears sweaters. I can't confess to knowing what's going on at all. John Hodgman amusebaseballconfess share on social
Not as many people watch 'Doctor Who' as watch the Super Bowl, obviously, but the tropes that attract nerds are no longer a secret cult. It's a much larger culture, in the specific sense. John Hodgman attractbowlcult Change image and share on social
I would be good for maybe not the center square but an upper square on 'Hollywood Squares.' John Hodgman centergoodhollywood Change image and share on social
Comedy does offer an avenue to television and film careers for untelegenic people that great drama does not. John Hodgman avenuecareercomedy Change image and share on social
