I know electric knives are excellent for carving turkeys that have had their bones removed and been forced into a mold to shape them. Please note that those turkeys are called hams. John Hodgman bonecallcarve Change image and share on social
I would be good for maybe not the center square but an upper square on 'Hollywood Squares.' John Hodgman centergoodhollywood Change image and share on social
Everyone wants to write a book. Very few people are able to do it. John Hodgman bookpeoplewrite Change image and share on social
All I can ask from society is that it please stop telling me why I should like sports. John Hodgman societysportstop Change image and share on social
The most important book on the Internet is, essentially, the Internet. John Hodgman bookessentiallyimportant Change image and share on social
In the '80s and '90s, I was really interested in, moved by, exhilarated by, and troubled by rap in all the ways a white person from Brookline, Massachusetts should be. That was music that was making trouble, and it was interesting and provocative trouble. John Hodgman 80s90sbrookline share on social
As you know, the thing that I know the least about is the topic of sports. John Hodgman sportthingtopic Change image and share on social
What would I put in a museum? Probably a museum! That's an amusing relic of our past. John Hodgman amusemuseumpast Change image and share on social
I'm a personality - like a George Plimpton who effectively plays himself in a bunch of different roles, or a Paul Lynde-type character. John Hodgman bunchcharactereffectively Change image and share on social
I have a lot of cultural references that have amassed in my brain like shrapnel over the years that are meaningful to me. John Hodgman amassbraincultural Change image and share on social