I know electric knives are excellent for carving turkeys that have had their bones removed and been forced into a mold to shape them. Please note that those turkeys are called hams. John Hodgman bonecallcarve Change image and share on social
As a freelance writer, I'd be asked to become an expert for various magazines on any subject, whether food or wine or history or the life span of veterinarians. I was completely unschooled in any of these things. John Hodgman askcompletelyexpert share on social
Everyone wants to write a book. Very few people are able to do it. John Hodgman bookpeoplewrite Change image and share on social
What would I put in a museum? Probably a museum! That's an amusing relic of our past. John Hodgman amusemuseumpast Change image and share on social
I'm a personality - like a George Plimpton who effectively plays himself in a bunch of different roles, or a Paul Lynde-type character. John Hodgman bunchcharactereffectively Change image and share on social
My fame is due to broadcast television. John Hodgman broadcastduefame Change image and share on social
My type of humor is me not caring whether people know what I'm talking about or not. John Hodgman carehumorpeople Change image and share on social
A lot of my time is spent reading antique or out-of-print books of reference. John Hodgman antiquebooklot Change image and share on social
I am someone who values truth - actual truth as opposed to 'truthiness.' John Hodgman actualopposetruth Change image and share on social
Comics have a problem, and that is continuity - the obsession with placing the characters in an existing world, where every event is marked in canon. You're supposed to believe that these weepy star boys of now are the same gung-ho super teens fighting space monsters in the '60s, and they've only aged perhaps five years. John Hodgman 60sageboy share on social