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Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be. Joan Rivers equalfortypartner Change image and share on social
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present. Joan Rivers callgiftgod Change image and share on social
Nobody wants to hear that you met Harry Truman... I met Harry Truman... But you know what I mean? Nobody's interested. They want to know you met Rihanna. And that kills me. Joan Rivers harryhearinterest Change image and share on social
It took me realizing that a broken heart has never actually killed anyone to find the courage to ask for what I want, in just about every situation. That was part of my own growing up. Ginnifer Goodwin breakcouragefind Change image and share on social
I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland. Jesse Ventura fatfaultgland Change image and share on social
I don't really have time to watch too much, but I like 'Family Guy' and 'Entourage.' I'm also obsessed with the YouTube series 'Balls of Steel.' It's hilarious. Alexander Ludwig ballentouragefamily Change image and share on social
