I'd do entire music videos in my bedroom, where I used to stand in front of my television memorizing the moves to Michael Jackson's 'Beat It.' Jimmy Fallon beatbedroomentire Change image and share on social
I just feel like people like a little break. Especially at 12:37 at night, you go, like, 'I'm just tired of the snarky right now. I just want to lie down and have somebody make me laugh for an hour. Entertain me, and then I'm going to sleep with a smile on my face.' That's my job; that's what I do. Jimmy Fallon breakentertainface share on social
I don't even read the papers. I read 'USA Today' because it has color photos. Jimmy Fallon colorpaperphoto Change image and share on social
My parents were kind of over protective people. Me and my sister had to play in the backyard all the time. They bought us bikes for Christmas but wouldn't let us ride in the street, we had to ride in the backyard. Another Christmas, my dad got me a basketball hoop and put it in the middle of the lawn! You can't dribble on grass. Jimmy Fallon backyardbasketballbike share on social
Thank you... preseason football, for having all the excitement, commercials, and time-outs of the regular season, but with none of the mattering. I appreciate it. Thank you. Jimmy Fallon commercialexcitementfootball Change image and share on social
I want to be a dad. That's floating to the top of my list. I think it's such an important thing. I'm at the age where everyone has kids, and I ask them, 'Is it like a puppy?' And they go, 'It's 10 times a puppy.' Jimmy Fallon agedadfloat share on social
Thank you... fantasy football draft, for letting me know that even in my fantasies, I am bad at sports. Jimmy Fallon baddraftfantasy Change image and share on social
I like video games, I like tech, I like being positive. Jimmy Fallon gamepositivetech Change image and share on social
You only think of the best comeback when you leave. Jimmy Fallon comebackleave Change image and share on social
I like to see people laugh who are normally serious. Jimmy Fallon laughpeople Change image and share on social