Thank you... motion sensor hand towel machine. You never work, so I just end up looking like I'm waving hello to a wall robot. Jimmy Fallon endhandmachine Change image and share on social
On 'Late Night,' it's like we're all in on the joke. That's what I wanted it to be. I'm not doing something sneaky. Inside jokes, I don't like those. We can all ride together, and everyone's on the same thing going, 'Aha, I know where you're going here.' Jimmy Fallon ahainsidejoke share on social
I wanted to be a Priest at one point. I was pretty religious. I was an altar boy, and I was good at it. Then, I started meeting girls and I'm like 'You know, maybe I shouldn't be a Priest.' Jimmy Fallon altarboygirl Change image and share on social
The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere. Jimmy Fallon cabdriverthing Change image and share on social
Thank you... fantasy football draft, for letting me know that even in my fantasies, I am bad at sports. Jimmy Fallon baddraftfantasy Change image and share on social
I like video games, I like tech, I like being positive. Jimmy Fallon gamepositivetech Change image and share on social
Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason. Jimmy Fallon idiotreachreason Change image and share on social
When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people who makes ballon animals, I think of their relatives and how disappointed they must be. Jimmy Fallon animalballonclown Change image and share on social
'Have fun' is my message. Be silly. You're allowed to be silly. There's nothing wrong with it. Jimmy Fallon allowfunmessage Change image and share on social
Researches at Yale found a connection between brain cancer and work environment. The No. 1 most dangerous job for developing brain cancer? Plutonium hat model. Jimmy Fallon braincancerconnection Change image and share on social
