Thank you... preseason football, for having all the excitement, commercials, and time-outs of the regular season, but with none of the mattering. I appreciate it. Thank you. Jimmy Fallon commercialexcitementfootball Change image and share on social
Politics is pop. Our job as comedians - especially me, as a late-night talk show, which is a broader audience - is to amplify what we think America is thinking. Jimmy Fallon americaamplifyaudience Change image and share on social
Researches at Yale found a connection between brain cancer and work environment. The No. 1 most dangerous job for developing brain cancer? Plutonium hat model. Jimmy Fallon braincancerconnection Change image and share on social
People have disliked me. You know, in high school, I wasn't the most popular kid. I wasn't the nerdiest kid. I was kind of in the middle. Jimmy Fallon dislikehighkid Change image and share on social
I want to be a dad. That's floating to the top of my list. I think it's such an important thing. I'm at the age where everyone has kids, and I ask them, 'Is it like a puppy?' And they go, 'It's 10 times a puppy.' Jimmy Fallon agedadfloat share on social
L.A., it's nice, but I think of sunshine and people on rollerblades eating sushi. New York, I think of nighttime, I think of Times Square and Broadway and nightlife and the city that never sleeps. Jimmy Fallon broadwaycityeat Change image and share on social
Leno, Conan. They are both really funny. They really know how to land one. Jimmy Fallon conanfunnyland Change image and share on social
I don't like to kick people when they're down. I like to kick people when they're up. Jimmy Fallon kickpeople Change image and share on social
I had a gun and I had to run and shoot, which is not easy. Jimmy Fallon easygunrun Change image and share on social
Thank you, people who say 'Wow, you're really photogenic,' for not saying what you really mean: 'Wow, you're really ugly in person.' Jimmy Fallon peoplepersonphotogenic Change image and share on social
