Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes idiot reach reason
My dad used to work at IBM, so we used to get discounts on computers and stuff, and I did have a ThinkPad. Jimmy Fallon computerdaddiscount Change image and share on social
Thank you, hard taco shells, for surviving the long journey from factory, to supermarket, to my plate and then breaking the moment I put something inside you. Thank you. Jimmy Fallon breakfactoryhard Change image and share on social
Anything I learned was just work hard, just keep working and don't worry about the outside stuff. Whatever happens will happen. Jimmy Fallon happenhardlearn Change image and share on social
Australians and the British are very similar: If you try and stand out in any way, and you try to reach for success, someone is gonna be there to cut you down. Joel Edgerton australianbritishcut Change image and share on social
God looks after children, animals and idiots. Lou Holtz animalchildgod Change image and share on social
I am convinced that the reason so many fans leave Dodger Stadium after the seventh inning is that they become bored. Armand Deutsch boreconvincedodger Change image and share on social