Thank you... adjustable baseball caps with no logo on the front and mesh netting in the back, for being a great way to say, 'Hi, I'm over 80 years old.' Jimmy Fallon adjustablebackbaseball Change image and share on social
If people want to see you, they'll find you. If they don't see you on TV, they'll find you on the Internet. Jimmy Fallon findinternetpeople Change image and share on social
Anything I learned was just work hard, just keep working and don't worry about the outside stuff. Whatever happens will happen. Jimmy Fallon happenhardlearn Change image and share on social
I want to be a dad. That's floating to the top of my list. I think it's such an important thing. I'm at the age where everyone has kids, and I ask them, 'Is it like a puppy?' And they go, 'It's 10 times a puppy.' Jimmy Fallon agedadfloat share on social
Thank you, hard taco shells, for surviving the long journey from factory, to supermarket, to my plate and then breaking the moment I put something inside you. Thank you. Jimmy Fallon breakfactoryhard Change image and share on social
I'm on so late I'm definitely the last seconds of anyone's attention. So I just want to give them something dumb to laugh at, so they go, 'That's funny,' then fall asleep. Jimmy Fallon asleepattentiondumb Change image and share on social
In New York, there are so many potholes, they're like craters on the moon. That's another traffic thing. Jimmy Fallon cratermoonpothole Change image and share on social
Thank you... Apple, for adding a camera to the iPod Nano. Now it's just like the iPhone except it can't make calls. So basically, it's just like the iPhone. Jimmy Fallon addapplebasically Change image and share on social
