I don't even read the papers. I read 'USA Today' because it has color photos. Jimmy Fallon colorpaperphoto Change image and share on social
Anything I learned was just work hard, just keep working and don't worry about the outside stuff. Whatever happens will happen. Jimmy Fallon happenhardlearn Change image and share on social
I want to be a dad. That's floating to the top of my list. I think it's such an important thing. I'm at the age where everyone has kids, and I ask them, 'Is it like a puppy?' And they go, 'It's 10 times a puppy.' Jimmy Fallon agedadfloat share on social
Thank you, hard taco shells, for surviving the long journey from factory, to supermarket, to my plate and then breaking the moment I put something inside you. Thank you. Jimmy Fallon breakfactoryhard Change image and share on social
I'm on so late I'm definitely the last seconds of anyone's attention. So I just want to give them something dumb to laugh at, so they go, 'That's funny,' then fall asleep. Jimmy Fallon asleepattentiondumb Change image and share on social
Thank you... Apple, for adding a camera to the iPod Nano. Now it's just like the iPhone except it can't make calls. So basically, it's just like the iPhone. Jimmy Fallon addapplebasically Change image and share on social
We had the guys from X Men 2 do the cameras. They had a 360 camera that would go from one car, up in the air and over to another car in a continuous shot while the film was still rolling, going 90 mph. Jimmy Fallon aircameracar share on social
I don't shoot guns. I don't know how to do that. I grew Upstate New York, so I fought with my fists. Jimmy Fallon fightfistgrow Change image and share on social
