Jimmy Carr

I was in the South of France. I saw a Brownie on a school trip. She was holding up a book. It said on the front 'rough guide'. I thought: 'Yeah' she's not a looker.

There's things that I couldn't joke about but other people could.

I was in love with the idea of being in love with a woman way before I was actually in love with one.

What makes knowledge automatic is what gets you to Carnegie Hall - practice, practice, practice.

Recently, I was in Bernalda, my dad's ancestral home town in Italy. He has just refurbished a palazzo and turned it into a hotel, so we had my sister's wedding there. It was beautiful.

There's no buying a greasy breakfast in L.A. - it's all organic juices.