You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. Jim Gaffigan babydrownhand Change image and share on social
I'm closer to Bob Newhart than Rodney Dangerfield. Jim Gaffigan bobclosedangerfield Change image and share on social
Manhattan's probably one of the bluest parts in the country, and Indiana's definitely one of the redder states. I have sympathy for both sides. Jim Gaffigan blucountryindiana Change image and share on social
There's something about being a parent that has, I think, made me a better comedian. Jim Gaffigan comedianmakeparent Change image and share on social
All I want to do is be a good dad, but I'm pretty bad at it. Jim Gaffigan baddadgood Change image and share on social
My whole comic persona is that of a guy who explores the id: I romanticize gluttony, I romanticize laziness, and people identify with that. Jim Gaffigan comicexploregluttony Change image and share on social
There's something that's really fun about the challenge of making the mundane funny, too, I think. Jim Gaffigan challengefunfunny Change image and share on social
I'm a comedian, which is the opposite of a lifestyle that equips you to be a parent. Jim Gaffigan comedianequiplifestyle Change image and share on social
As a dad, you are the Vice President of the executive branch of parenting. It doesn't matter what your personality is like, you will always be Al Gore to your wife's Bill Clinton. She feels the pain and you are the annoying nerd telling them to turn off the lights. Jim Gaffigan annoybillbranch share on social
Ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither. Jim Gaffigan bookchangelife Change image and share on social
