I try to only eat animals that are vegan. I'm probably the opposite of a vegan. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes animal eat opposite
You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. Jim Gaffigan babydrownhand Change image and share on social
Ever read a book that changed your life? Me neither. Jim Gaffigan bookchangelife Change image and share on social
I'm from Indiana. I know what you're thinking, Indiana... Mafia. But in Indiana it's not like New York where everyone's like, 'We're from New York and we're the best' or 'We're from Texas and we like things big' it's more like 'We're from Indiana and we're gonna move.' Jim Gaffigan biggonnaindiana share on social
I have no neighbours other than animals and Joshua Trees. Captain Beefheart animaljoshuaneighbour Change image and share on social
I don't eat cereal actually... Frosted Flakes... that's as close as I can get. Johnny Thunders cerealcloseeat Change image and share on social
When I got sober, I thought giving up was saying goodbye to all the fun and all the sparkle, and it turned out to be just the opposite. That's when the sparkle started for me. Mary Karr fungivegoodbye Change image and share on social
