I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out. Jay London bookbuyfall Change image and share on social
I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they diffused it. Jay London bombcockroachconvince Change image and share on social
I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me. Jay London identitytheftworry Change image and share on social
I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry it's not the end of the world. Jay London endexplosionnightmare Change image and share on social
After all these years I had the privilege of naming my private part, cause we have nicknames. So I named my private part pride... it's not much but at least I have my pride. Jay London namenicknamepart Change image and share on social
My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese. Jay London cheesefamilyintolerant Change image and share on social
I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time. Jay London telltimeurologist Change image and share on social
I went to the doctor and he said I had acute appendicitis, and I said compared to who? Jay London acuteappendicitiscompare Change image and share on social
A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock. Jay London involveopportunityrock Change image and share on social
