I went out with a promiscuous impressionist - she did everybody. Jay London impressionistpromiscuous Change image and share on social
I was going to buy a book on hair loss, but the pages kept falling out. Jay London bookbuyfall Change image and share on social
I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they diffused it. Jay London bombcockroachconvince Change image and share on social
I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me. Jay London identitytheftworry Change image and share on social
My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese. Jay London cheesefamilyintolerant Change image and share on social
I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry it's not the end of the world. Jay London endexplosionnightmare Change image and share on social
I went to a urologist - he told me I could go at any time. Jay London telltimeurologist Change image and share on social
A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked. Jay London askboothgive Change image and share on social
A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock. Jay London involveopportunityrock Change image and share on social
