Did you know that today will never be tomorrow. Jay London todaytomorrow Change image and share on social
I saw a sign it said left lane closed so I went someplace else. Jay London closelaneleave Change image and share on social
I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm. Jay London dategirlstorm Change image and share on social
I went out with a promiscuous impressionist - she did everybody. Jay London impressionistpromiscuous Change image and share on social
I don't need to worry about identity theft because no one wants to be me. Jay London identitytheftworry Change image and share on social
I told my therapist I was having nightmares about nuclear explosions. He said don't worry it's not the end of the world. Jay London endexplosionnightmare Change image and share on social
My boss told me to get my butt in gear. I told him I was shiftless. Jay London bosbuttgear Change image and share on social
My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese. Jay London cheesefamilyintolerant Change image and share on social
A window of opportunity for me usually involves a rock. Jay London involveopportunityrock Change image and share on social
