My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. Jay London fathermoodplayground Change image and share on social
I'm convinced my cockroaches have military training, I set off a roach bomb - they diffused it. Jay London bombcockroachconvince Change image and share on social
I was lonely driving here tonight so I hugged the road. Jay London drivehuglonely Change image and share on social
A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked. Jay London askboothgive Change image and share on social
I wanted to join the Army the sign said 'Be All That You Can Be', they told me it wasn't enough. Jay London armyjoinsign Change image and share on social
