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Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day! Jay Leno calldayextortion Change image and share on social
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What cracks me up is people who think I don't take baseball seriously. It's the most important thing in my life. They don't know how hard it is for me to get a bad game out of my mind. I still can't, but I'm getting better. Brady Anderson badbaseballcrack share on social
