I can't predict the future and I don't have respect for people who try to. Download Download Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Rotate quotes future people predict
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. Jackie Mason americacheateighty Change image and share on social
It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life. Jackie Mason congressmanindustrylife Change image and share on social
My material is as new as anything on the dinner table. What difference does it make if I'm 70 or if I'm 20? The audience knows they aren't getting any old stories from me. Jackie Mason audiencedifferencedinner Change image and share on social
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today. Laurence J. Peter economistexperthappen Change image and share on social
Set your sights high, the higher the better. Expect the most wonderful things to happen, not in the future but right now. Realize that nothing is too good. Allow absolutely nothing to hamper you or hold you up in any way. Eileen Caddy absolutelyexpectfuture share on social
